Tk's going away

Today I woke up feeling a little sick from yesterday (nothing too bad), but I knew no matter what, I was going to TK's party. Lets back up a little, TK and I have known each other for going on 10 years. We were stationed in Hawaii and Maryland together, and then he got me a job, and have worked with each other for the last 5+ years. So, TK decides to take a job in Afghanistan, and I am all for this, even though it means I won't get to hang with a friend of mine for quite some time.

Background aside, TK is notorious for throwing great parties, I'd like to think that my shenanigans have something to do with the quality of entertainment at the parties! The saying goes "It aint a TK party unless the cops show up!"

9pm rolls around and Droopy Eye, Angel and I head out the door to TK's party. Now, keep in mind, I dont feel weel, so I am the DD, and Angel and Droopy Eye have already had a minimum of 3 drinks each. So with the base buzz laid on both of my friends, and me stone cold sober, we start the 25 minute trek to Arlington.

We barely get started and Droopy Eye starts in with the "Trevor is a Dick" schtick. This is his way of trying to make friends with my friends. Whatevs.

So we get to TK's house and there are already 15-20 people there drinking. Droopy Eye continues to drink. We roll in and say hey to everyone we know, and it is at this point that I meet Crystal. Crystal in Ken's wife. She is clearly drunk, and trying to get me to fellate her massive beer bottle. WOW! Droopy Eye coninues to drink.

I stand out frint and watch Stubby's girlfriend molest Nauman. Poor guy, she enjoyed it, he clearly did not. Droopy Eye continues to drink!

After about an hour of meaningless softball talk, someone comes rushing out of the house "Butch, you gotta see this, Droopy Eye is making out with some girl on the couch!"

At this point I rush in to se what's going on and I see Stubby followed by his girlfriend followed by Droopy Eye, headed downstairs to the basement. I freeze!

After bullshitting and speculating about the possible threesome going on downstairs, we decide to investigate. Miller, Gee and I "sneak" downstairs to see whats up but the door is locked. I report to TK the possible 3-way going on... he comes up with an alternate attack plan THE GARAGE!!!

Sweet, so now we have a way in! We slowly open the door, TK rushes in, I snap a picture in the dark and sprint out hearing Stubby, in his best man voice say, "Tony get out, get the FUCK out right now!"

After retreating back upstairs to see what was on the camera, I see what at first glance appears to be a jumble of bare legs and arms, but with closer analysis is clearly Droopy Eye sitting down leags spread on the couch with nothing but his shirt on, Jennifer sitting butt ass nekkid between Droopy Eye's legs faced Stubby who is standing up in front of them both fully clothed with his pants around his ankles. OMG!!!! Hillarious.

A few more unsucessful attempts to gain entry and another hour later, the three emerge... all smiles!

That was basically it, except Droopy Eye's rant all the way home about going to see a doc on Monday!